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Choose your pricing plan

  • The "Less Than Bare Minimum" Loser

    15$
    Every month
    This is for those who want to feel special but are too scared to ask me out on a date or meet me in person.
     
    • You get absolutely nothing for less than the bare minimum.

  • The "Service with a Smile" Plan

    45$
    Every 3 months
    for those who wish to be available for service.
     
    • exclusive invites and access to service and work requests
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